Joke : When I press with my finger here... it hurts
1. You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
2. Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a years time? Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!
3. Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ?Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !
4. Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!