Joke : Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
1. Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee. Have you tried taking the spoon out?
2. Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
3. Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
4. How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "