Joke : First it goes ping, then it goes pong
1. What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.
2. Why can't you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!
3. Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
4. Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
5. Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
6. If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? Wed better, or it will be curtains for us.