Joke : I just can't stop my hands shaking
1. Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth." Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
2. Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When the lawyer won, the dog bit him.
3. Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed its skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!
4. Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking. Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it!