Joke : What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

jokes | Aug. 02, 2017

1. What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it'll probably stop whining.

2. Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.

3. Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.

4. My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.

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