Joke : What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?
1. What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it'll probably stop whining.
2. Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
3. Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.
4. My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.