Joke : Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?
1. "The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.""And did he?""Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
2. Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!
3. Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad? Well, I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!
4. How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.