Joke : Oh dear, that's a lot of calories !
1. Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
2. Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator? Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
3. Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch!
4. Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someone's ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories !