Joke : How are husbands like lawn mowers?
1. Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
2. Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!
3. Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? Shed read there was going to be some change in the weather.
4. Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!