Joke : Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet
1. Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet. Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!
2. Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.
3. Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
4. A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.
5. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread. Doctor: You've got to stop loafing around.
6. I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.