Joke : Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet

jokes | Aug. 01, 2017

1. Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet. Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

2. Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.

3. Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

4. A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

5. Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread. Doctor: You've got to stop loafing around.

6. I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

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