Joke : My brother's on a seafood diet

1. My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.

2. On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

3. What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

4. What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

5. Did you know pillows have their own website?Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!

6. Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)