Joke : Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ?
1. Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !
2. Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
3. Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!
4. What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God.
5. Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.
6. Did you hear about the boy who stole some rhubarb? He was put into custardy.