Joke : Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?

jokes | July. 31, 2017

1. Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?

2. Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn't be so clumsy!

3. Knock Knock Who's there !Butter !Butter who ?Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !

4. Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!

5. What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

6. What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?Gravi-tea !

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