Joke : What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?
1. What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread? Spotted click
2. What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf.
3. Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.
4. Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can't stop saving their work.
5. Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse.
6. Knock Knock Who's there !Abe !Abe who ?Abe C D E F G H... !