Joke : When a blonde makes a phone call

jokes | July. 14, 2017

1. A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?"The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle!"

2. A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!"The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"

3. A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

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