Joke : Special programs to run scanners
1. As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform the scanning. TWAIN, the acronym, stands for "Technology Without An Interesting Name."
2. Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....
3. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
4. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.