Joke : Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?

jokes | July. 17, 2017

1. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.

2. Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis?A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.

3. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine?A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

4. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

5. Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum?A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.

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