Joke : Margaret is a raving beauty
1. My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.
2. People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.
3. She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.
4. She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time.
5. They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?