Joke : I want a hair cut please
1. I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !
2. If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?On clipper ships.
3. Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?
4. Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "It's glue." "I thought so," said Janet. "I wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today."
5. Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ?Sharon: No, why ?Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.